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On Classic Roguelikes and Taming Insanity

It was May and outside the sky was so dark that if someone told me there was a sudden chance of meteor shower, I’d have believed it.  I…

If Sleeping Naked is Green..

Last weekend I went and skipped town to visit Iris and JBurns.  Now it’s been a lil’ while since we posted real blogs because shit got busy around…

Paying for Pussy with JBurns

Well, this morning I woke up, rolled up and found Doop sleeping on my sofa at the crib.  I had no idea why and when he got there….

Accidental Orgy 2015

So now that you’ve heard a story from all these penises, let the vagina speak. I managed to convince Doop to come to a New Years party with…

Thot Spots

We all need to go green. I’m not talking about throwing away trash, buying a hybrid or any recycled shit nah, fuck that. The green I’m talking about is a plant. Now,…

Animorph Cows Make Great Cheese

I took a little break off from the feverishly blissful hell of programming Triple X Tycoon and spent last weekend with Iris.  Together, we marveled at the innocence of 90s…

Empathy: Lost In Canada

I was in Westchester (NY) last week looking for JBurns. We can’t take our eyes off of him for a minute. After a little while of checking dumpsters,…

White-Royal Caramel

JBurns has celebrated his birthday.  Now, I know it seems like we are a bit out of control already, I’m not denying that.  But there is some degree of…

Flip Phones and Rice Krispies

So I ended up not talking to that chick on the bench, she said something about schizophrenia and my lack of pubic fuzz.  Fuck man, I can see the…

Girl on the Bench

Right now we’re in the process of cleaning up around here. Nobody ever said a Joy-Toilet had to be dirty!  But anyway, The other day mom had me go into the…

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