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First off what is a crazy bitch? A crazy bitch is a fucked up force of nature. A crazy bitch can do a lot of damage.  Like a storm that knows all your major cities and will hit them harder than a BBC fucking Jynx Maze in the ass. They’re your own personal perfect storm.  So buy some Tim’s, that storm is coming your way.  Now this goes out to all the men and women out there who at one point or another, have had to deal with this shit.

Stage 1: fuck you

That’s when the person will call, text, email or even send a messenger bird just to say fuck you or inform you that you made the biggest mistake of your life. But you being you, didn’t even bother to reply. Good, but that causes a progression to ->

Stage 2: search and destroy

When they will come looking for you like they are the fucking NSA, no games. Also like the NSA, they will look through your Twitter , Facebook, IG and hell maybe even hire a hacker to hack into your laptop, desktop or phone. They are crazy. The fucking options are endless. But it will come to a point where they’ll find something and try to contact you on some bullshit and you will pick up, don’t front, you will. But when you do, one of two things can happen.

1) They’ll pick up and be like ” I fucked up , I’m sorry, I fucking love you with everything I have and it’s my bad that we broke up but I’m willing to do anything to fix this.”

All sweet and shit. Or they come at you with this.

2) “You fucking motherfucker! I made you the person you are today! You fucking piece of shit, give me my fucking phone charger back, asshole.”

 

- Jburns

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