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Making Triple X Tycoon Part 19: Joy-Toilet

  Before Triple X Tycoon there was a bathroom on the 18th floor of an apartment in the Bronx, New York.  There was  a tasteless imitation-stone carving on the…

Ghetto Meetings and Game Development (Making Triple X Tycoon Pt 5)

About a week after Triple X Tycoon’s OffBeatr campaign I decided I wanted to detach a bit from the whole thing.  There was nothing left for me to…

Paying for Pussy with JBurns

Facts first. Paying for pussy is: – very fun – taboo – awkward – satisfying – common It’s also a very economic thing that almost everyone who loves…

Thot Spots

We all need to go green. I’m not talking about throwing away trash, buying a hybrid or any recycled shit nah, fuck that. The green I’m talking about is a plant. Now,…

Empathy: Lost In Canada

I was in Westchester (NY) last week looking for JBurns. We can’t take our eyes off of him for a minute. After a little while of checking dumpsters,…

White-Royal Caramel

JBurns has celebrated his birthday.  Now, I know it seems like we are a bit out of control already, I’m not denying that.  But there is some degree of…

Pause: Crazy Bitches

  First off what is a crazy bitch? A crazy bitch is a fucked up force of nature. A crazy bitch can do a lot of damage.  Like…

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